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A Dog named Sex
Written on 3 Apr, 2010 at 1:11 in Chuckles | viewed times | 2 Comments
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk... (Continue reading)
OMG-Actual notations on various hospital charts.
OMG-Actual notations on various hospital charts. 1. The patient refused an autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she... (Continue reading)
Why did the chicken cross the road……..
SARAH PALIN: It didn’t. Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch. BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken... (Continue reading)
Diary Of a Young Wife.
Written on 17 Nov, 2009 at 20:20 in Chuckles | viewed times | 5 Comments
Diary Of a Young Wife ============================ Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls... (Continue reading)
Having a bad day..remember it could be worse.
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidently slipped into gear. The man still holding on to the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst... (Continue reading)
Hearing aid please.
Written on 9 Nov, 2009 at 17:39 in Chuckles | viewed times | 2 Comments
An elderly couple were driving cross country. the woman was driving when she was pulled over for speeding by the higway patrol. The officer said. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?. The woman turned to her husband and asked. “What did... (Continue reading)
Think you are having a bad day.
Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruel treatment of pigs at a pig factory farm in Bonn, Germany when all 2000 pigs in an open enclosure stampeded, broke through the barrier and charged the protestors. Both protestors were trampled... (Continue reading)
Jesus meets Joseph.
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and Jesus is standing in for him. Whilst ‘booking-in’ the new arrivals Jesus notices an old man in the queue who seems familiar. When this man gets... (Continue reading)
Happy Halloween
Written on 31 Oct, 2009 at 10:44 in Chuckles | viewed times | 64 Comments
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.... (Continue reading)
Two beggars in Rome.
Written on 24 Oct, 2009 at 14:55 in Chuckles | viewed times | 343 Comments
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other one, the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into... (Continue reading)